Woah Baby: The Top 10 Worst Baby Names!

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian

North, South, East, and West.

To you they sound like directions, but to Kanye and Kim, it's a possible name for a baby.

Sources from numerous entertainment news sites indicated that the happy couple named their newest addition, North West.

*pause*

Yeah, I know, I had to re-read that myself when I read it.

This is kind of confusing to me because I retweeted a tweet by from MTV on Twitter two days ago saying the couple decided on a name, and it wasn't North.

The name I read was Kaidence Donda (Donda is West's mother's name who died in 2007).

Anywho, while North West, sounds more like location than uniqueness, this inspired us to make a list of our Top 10 Worst Celebrity Baby Names (no particular order because they are all equally terrible)... Enjoy!

1. Apple Martin - Daughter of actress, Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer, Chris Martin.
I've heard ridiculous names before, but naming your daughter after a fruit?

2. Blue Ivy Carter - Daughter of singer, Beyonce' Knowles and rapper, Jay-Z (Sean Carter)
I love Jay and Bey as a couple, and was excited to hear of their expecting of baby Blue. However, I was not too thrilled about the name. Blue Ivy? Sheesh.

3. Pilot Inspektor Lee - Son of actor, Jason Lee
No explanation needed.

4. Blue Angel Evans - Daughter of U2 guitarist, David "The Edge" Evans
What is going on with the trend "Blue" in these baby names?

5. Moxie Crimefighter Jillette - Daughter of 1/2 of the magician team Penn & Teller
Why on Earth is her middle name Crimefrighter? *scratches head*

6. Tu Morrow - Daughter of actor, Rob Morrow
Get it? Tu Morrow = Tomorrow. Real funny Rob, I see what you did there.

7. Seven Sirius Benjamin - Son of singer, Erykah Badu and rapper, Andre' 3000
I remember first hearing about his name back when he was first born, and I thought it was crazy then. I still think it's crazy now.

8. Jermajesty Jackson - Son of singer and brother of Michael Jackson, Jermaine Jackson
I still laugh out loud every time I hear this name. His friends and family are not real for letting him name his child that.

9. Satchel Farrow - Son of actress, Mia Farrow and director/actor/author, Woody Allen
Satchel legally goes by the name of Ronan now.

10. Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie Gedolf - Daughters of Irish musician, Sir Bob Geldof
In an interview, Gedolf said his daughters referred to him as "an embarrassment"... Wonder why that is.

Heard any whacky baby names lately? BLAB it to us!